Without the Church, there would be no Porn

*** Understand – !WE LOVE PORN! We do anything for porn. Good porn even. Yes, Good porn is good on a Friday or a Saturday or any other day of the week when your hand is free and you need to wank because you have no ‘special friend’. This article is, however, a point of brutal honesty that needs to be said. In a sex-utopia like Babylon no porn would be required because everybody is fucking everybody without suppression. Even the ugly motherfuckers!!! ***

I’m in agreeance with OSHO on this one.

All religious organisation is the cause of sexual suppression – the driving force behind our fake society. The plastic people would not have attractive latex drilled butts if they were fucked once in a while.

We go to church we tell ourselves it is wrong. And most of us have this idea of the perfect woman or the perfect man which is unattainable in our current paradigm. So instead we resort to porn and our perfect woman as a picture in our head on the paper, in our head, on our hand – GIZM ON MY HAND!

Yes, yes, it’s all very, very sad.

We are a race that requires sexual suppression in order to subsist. We require for you to feel guilty so you will:
1) Rape someone – This causes the motion of the system, the constant fear of death, the constant fear of getting locked up for being told you can have what you want (what you were told you could have) – just not THIS thing!
2)Commit sexual perversities involving children – this is a driving force behind mother’s gossip and fear, and gossip and fear creates industry and that means more jobs and MORE MONEY!!! Innocence is easier to take the younger you go! Bon appetit!
3)Watch Porn on a daily basis – this does not make you feel good about yourself, this makes you feel BAD about yourself. Inadequate, searching, lost and hopeless–Let’s have an icecream or two or three! Let’s create some heart disease and obesity and then lets pay these fuckers at the medical clinics thousands of dollars to give us a 45% chance of surviving for three more years. “Life is precious” – NO IT AIN’T! SUCK A FUCKING LOLLIPOP!
4)Get motivation to feel empty and search for things – would anyone like to put some money in that poor box? Sexually suppressed and feeling guilty about your own natural bodily inclinations?

Why not try my lucky last option on this limited purvey –
== Suicide == IT’S ALL THE CRAZE THESE DAYS!

Suicide alone creates more pain and suffering in the world than any of these others and it’s all due to feeling inadequate, not having a place, not feeling ‘like I belong’ – and you know why? Well, you know why. You have religious organisations belting religiouse dog crap down your throat saying, ‘You are not in any way animal and thereby any animalistic tendencies you seem to have got there by mistake and you are a sinner if you have these.’

So you go to church and you search and you search and become devout and you show your friends out in righteousness. ”

“OOHHH! LOOK AT ME! I’M RIGHTEOUS!”

Then eventually you give up. You die due to something that isn’t suicide, because that would mean you caused self harm and thereby land yourself an everlasting ticket to burning hell.

But the BUCK$ doesn’t stop there folks!
The dollar drives on.
Friends and Family say:
– Oh, I’m so sad, I’m so sad he/she died here’s 6000 dollars for a cheapskate funeral.
– Oh, I’m so sad, I’m so sad he/she died here’s 7000 dollars over 3 years for psychotherapy and while you’re at it I think my hernia is kicking in, give me some meds for that CHA CHING$$ – OH and make sure you check out my depression, I need some uppers CHA CHING$$, I don’t get why I’m so fucking sad working at Hero Figuring 101 Factory making ass crevices in plush toys I think I might just KILL MYSELF!

And the cycle continues folks, it all fucking continues. Over and over again > X > X > X recurring.

Without sexual suppression we would not have a money system. Follow THIS dilapidated plan from the beginning and see the fruits of your worth! Such rotting pungent cheese. Re-assess your worth. Become fragrant cherry blossoms. Realise, you are worth much more than this world can offer.

Building Babylon would be a start to creating a solution to this mess. It not only creates sexual awareness; it frees the masses of sexual energy that would otherwise be used killing themselves or killing others and saves the banker from having to bank all that wonderful money banked on your having so much misery because of being sexually suppressed.

So next time you look at porn. Fuck someone. Even if he or she is uglier than you.

It’s not about the quality it’s the quantity and he or she who has fucked much ugly people is more balanced and carefree in life than he/she who watches porn on a regular basis because their bar is too fucking high.

Till Next Time,

Garfunkle Bewder X

ps. If you build it, THEY WILL CUM! Sign the petition today!